Hello I am Fred, I like to make people laugh, so come with me to see my jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What color ?
It's gone forever - forever I tell you !
What has ?
Yesterday !
I hope you liked my jokes children I will post more next week!